Introducing The World's Largest Tennesse Titan Fan AKA The Only Guy Sleeping Out Waiting For Tickets

-Why don’t you buy your tickets online?

-Cuz I don’t have a credit card.

Dumb fucking question Stephanie. You think David Cline wants to be traceable? Fuck that. Dude is 100% off the grid. Shows up every year for his 1 ticket to 1 game and that’s that. If it wasn’t for Stephanie Langston the world wouldn’t even know he exists. Almost like a rogue superhero, except instead of being Batman he’s just a hick who doesn’t have the internet and loves his Titans football.

Also love Stephanie being like are you awake? No I’m not awake, you’ve just been live reporting over my face with a bunch of cameras for the past 20 minutes, but yeah I’m still sleeping.

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Stephanie Langston. Yes